So this made me laugh hysterically. I mean, not only does the father look like he has spooge on his face, he is eating a product called super dickmans which looks like an ice cream filled lump of shit. Lovely.

I guarantee you will enjoy this.

Honestly, every time I watch this it leaves me completely speechless. If you know me well, you know that means its awesome. I promise that its safe for work and all that..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fvQQtkqoA

When you get angry at video games it doesnt get you anywhere

But for some reason you still do it... I remember one time I was playing Gran Turismo and I lost on the last lap of like a 50 lap race essentially throwing away an hour of my life. This resulted in a screaming meltdown not unlike this one and I ended up spiking my wireless controller. To add insult to injury, to continue playing I had to go and pick up the batteries and pieces of my controller down the hallway.

There was also this one time I was playing Ultima Online- the first big online RPG. I was super excited and had just gotten it for christmas. Some super nice random person gave me a bunch of stuff (in the game) and I was soo happy. Then some guy killed me and took it all. I threw a fit and kicked the computer, punched the monitor, and then spent an hour sending hate mail to their customer service. I did not receive a response and never played the game again.

Anyways here's the video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA

This sounds like something I would do. Unfortunately it wasn't me.

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

http://www.fmylife.com/love/2829311

When you think you are a good dancer this is what happens

Epic failure. The best part is how the chick obviously thinks she is the shit, but really sucks ballz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvqF4ZPDNM

Scarlett is hott!

Whenever I'm sad I watch this video and it makes me feel better. There is a shorter version, but I think its all about the buildup... I mean, really, she changes her shoes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-do8lSJOts

Every man/boy has done something like this...

http://failblog.org/2009/06/16/fire-safety-fail/

I mean, really, who hasn't gotten bored and set shit on fire?