Texts from last night.

So textsfromlastnight.com was on fire today. Check these out:

(901): Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.(376): you are insane
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48438

(303): normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48435

(630): is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?(815): that's gum
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48430

(707): Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48428

(480): So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48417

(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48409

(858): i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..(720): yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48404

(978): Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48360