The best playground ever.

So I think we should have a playground like this in every city. It could be used either to lock the children in as you go do something fun. Or you could lock the children out denying them from having any fun. I like the second option best.

So this made me laugh hysterically. I mean, not only does the father look like he has spooge on his face, he is eating a product called super dickmans which looks like an ice cream filled lump of shit. Lovely.

Texts from last night.

So textsfromlastnight.com was on fire today. Check these out:

(901): Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.(376): you are insane
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48438

(303): normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48435

(630): is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?(815): that's gum
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48430

(707): Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48428

(480): So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48417

(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48409

(858): i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..(720): yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48404

(978): Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48360

Oh Edward, you're so dreamy...

So I just saw this on carly's away message and it is awesome. For some reason i'm totally not surprised that there are so many edward cullen sims, i mean R-Pats is a phenomenon right now. I like the more vampy white ones. Too bad they dont have million diamonds skin as an option.

I guess the real questions is: How many Bella's are there? I mean, really, does anyone like her? She is so obsessive and whiny, and really that's about it. She sux! If I had the sims I would make a bella just to make the sims world suckier.
http://forum.thesims3.com/jforum/posts/list/27784.page

Unicorns never get old...

They are real!!!

http://mingle2.com/dating/unicorn

Pretty much completely awesome. I think Ted sent me this. Check out the reasons not to date a tyrannosaurus rex. I CHOOSE UNICORN!

Bears love you!

So Carly sent me this website a while ago. After laughing hysterically I saved all the pictures. But you should check them out in their "natural habitat. My favorite is the team building one.

http://www.thingsbearslove.com/

Comic that reminds me of me

So Ryan got me started on Penny Arcade - its this really funny website where they post weekly comics. This is one of my favorites and reminds me of those 18 hr WoW days... Ah, those were good times...

Check out the site for some lolz

http://penny-arcade.com/comic/

Kitters are funny

So I think dogs are generally better but have come to the conclusion that they are simply not as funny as kittersons. Check these out.

The joker cat reminds me of my cat at home. One time we drew all over her with dry erase markers. She loved it and it was totally hot!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03kZSHR2U-A&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Ficanhascheezburger%2Ecom%2Fpage%2F14%2F&feature=player_embedded

Jr Pickle Pirate

So if you don't watch the soup, its basically the bomb.com. Joel Mchale is hilarious. This is one of my favorite clips from the show. I mean the kid looks like she is in ecstacy- she loves the pickle thhaaaaatt much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLAeOjY2X5Y

I want this guy to come to my birthday party..

This video is also freaking awesome. That little guy has got some moves. The best part tho is when he smokes the cigarette. I mean it looks like a 4 yr old smoking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM

Ginger kids

Here is another South Park. So this one is also freaking out of control hilarious. The best part is right at the beginning. I promise you will love it, unless you have gingervitis.. Gross!... Sick!... Yuck!

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103676/

Taco taco, burrito burrito

Soooo, I've been watching all the episodes of south park, and they're all funny, but there are definitely some shining gems that stand apart. This one is the shiniest of all...Seriously... almost died..

I am Hennifer Hlopes - Dont be fooled by all my money I still like to eat tacos honey so crispy on the outside so super good and yummy!

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103623/

my kisses taste like tacos :D

He saves the children but not the british children.

If you havent seen this glorious tribute to George Washington stop what you are doing now, and start watching this shit. It is freaking awesome-tastic... I heard that motherfucker had 30 goddam dicks...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

I guarantee you will enjoy this.

Honestly, every time I watch this it leaves me completely speechless. If you know me well, you know that means its awesome. I promise that its safe for work and all that..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fvQQtkqoA

You should have seen this..

This is a website that has a bunch of links to funny shit on it. You should check it out if you are bored and have like a murngillion hours to spend watching it all.

http://youshouldhaveseenthis.com/

Dr Horrible

So, I'm obsessed with this mini-musical by Joss Whedon. It's pretty much the best thing ever. I wanna go as Dr. Horrible for halloween.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/28343/dr-horribles-sing-along-blog

When you get angry at video games it doesnt get you anywhere

But for some reason you still do it... I remember one time I was playing Gran Turismo and I lost on the last lap of like a 50 lap race essentially throwing away an hour of my life. This resulted in a screaming meltdown not unlike this one and I ended up spiking my wireless controller. To add insult to injury, to continue playing I had to go and pick up the batteries and pieces of my controller down the hallway.

There was also this one time I was playing Ultima Online- the first big online RPG. I was super excited and had just gotten it for christmas. Some super nice random person gave me a bunch of stuff (in the game) and I was soo happy. Then some guy killed me and took it all. I threw a fit and kicked the computer, punched the monitor, and then spent an hour sending hate mail to their customer service. I did not receive a response and never played the game again.

Anyways here's the video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA

This sounds like something I would do. Unfortunately it wasn't me.

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

http://www.fmylife.com/love/2829311

Planet Unicorn Heeeeeyyyyy

So, if you haven't seen these yet you gotta watch it. I found it one day when I was searching youtube for unicorn videos. The song is da bomb.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl6jmLoelzs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYS78t4G-Hw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYH5PHc4S00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiqjqaOxVdk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTjkrvwaLy0

When you think you are a good dancer this is what happens

Epic failure. The best part is how the chick obviously thinks she is the shit, but really sucks ballz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvqF4ZPDNM

Gangsta Gumby

Soo... i've shown this to a lot of ppl and it seems that I'm the only one that thinks its freaking hilarious. Maybe its because I watched gumby and kinda remember this episode. Anwhoo..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux8vR-knG-I&feature=fvst

Scarlett is hott!

Whenever I'm sad I watch this video and it makes me feel better. There is a shorter version, but I think its all about the buildup... I mean, really, she changes her shoes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-do8lSJOts

I wonder if the owner has noticed...

Vanessa, are you in there? And who is Mitchell?
http://failblog.org/2009/06/13/fail-van/

Every man/boy has done something like this...

http://failblog.org/2009/06/16/fire-safety-fail/

I mean, really, who hasn't gotten bored and set shit on fire?

Hot for teacher?

Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

http://www.fmylife.com/sex/153070

Only in Japan!

I want one. Think it would fit on the balcony? :P http://gizmodo.com/5289548/activated-full-size-gundam-robot-looks-totally-absofrikinlutely-zomg

Flamingos and Ferrets

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/view/48202